So, we needed a "beach" bag for our upcoming vacation.
I have a blue-million of Capri Sun bags saved up.
So here's what I came up with. My question to you is.......
Do you think this beach bag would make my butt look big?

I wanted to take a picture outside, but the monsoon has arrived.
I think this bag will be perfect for 50 towels, 10 changes of clothes, and snacks while we are at the pool.
We're heading to Pigeon Forge in 2 weeks to stay at the Wilderness Lodge. It has a HUGE indoor water park. So, the first week in April we'll be enjoying the water. Plus the advantage of it not being peak season and hopefully, not busy.
Remember to answer my question. Let's make it even more fun.
I will make a "custom" Carpi Sun Bag to the person that has the best answer for my question. I'll let you tell me how big you want it, and if you prefer a special color. I'll let you know what colors I have. And I'll send it to you. My husband and myself have a great sense of humor, so this should be fun.